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Joke of the Day

"Monster now makes an energy drink which is part tea and part lemonade. The name of the drink is ""Rehab"", which begs the question... Is there something Arnold Palmer isn't telling us?"

"When I draw a fish I always.... ... Draw it to scale"

"I heard today that Stevie Wonder was getting a divorce, so sad he didn't even see it coming."

"The guy no one likes walked into a bar and said ""You lost The Game."""

"Guys, don't ever tell a girl that she's yummier than a gummy bear, she'll know it's not true because nothing is yummier than a gummy bear."

"I knew my younger sister was becoming an archeologist after she started dating her best friend's father. She loves to be around old bones."

"Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend? He told her he *can't elope*."

"If Trump wins the election and replaces President Obama... ...orange will be the new black."

"You remind me of my appendix... You remind me of my appendix. I have no idea what you do, but I'd love to take you out."

"Wal-Mart Announced It Will No Longer Sell Confederate Flag-related Products As a result, it has also announced it will close 1000 stores by 2016."