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Joke of the Day
"Why the java programmer wear glasses? He couldn't C#"
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"What do you call a Russian with Tourettes Syndrome? Yukanol Fukov"
"In response to Wikipedia's ""price of a cup of coffee is all we need"" fundraiser. I like my coffee like my wikipedia. Free!"
"We can't really blame Donald Trump... I mean look at China; they built a wall and have almost no Mexicans."
"who gave a dyslexic child a gift last christmas? Satan"
"Whats another term for acid? Its on the tip of my tongue..."
"Waiter are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir they must have escaped from the kitchen !"
"Going to a Yahtzee party. I hope that isn't slang for something gay. Well, gayer than Yahtzee."
"Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor"
"New Stephen King book! I hear that Stephen King is writing a new book dealing with the horrors of cat ownership. It's called Pffffffffft!"