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Joke of the Day

"Interesting how alzheimer's makes people forget their own name; yet they always seem to remember that they're racist."

"What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas? Time to get a new principal."

"A Cleveland Browns fan passed away In his will, he wrote that he wanted 6 players from the team to serve as his pallbearers, so that they could let him down one last time."

"""Do you have this in beige?"" - old people"

"[job interview] ""Why do you want to leave your current job?"" My boss is a total idiot ""It says here you're self-employed?"" Yes that's right"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin"

"Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!"

"Blind Date: SWEET JESUS I DONT HAVE ANY EYES Me: Of course you don't, you're a date Blind Date: WHAT Me: Kind of like a big raisin"

"It's so cool how avocados take forever to get ripe then they're ripe for about 15 minutes then they're rotten then I kill all these hostages"

"Three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How do they get to smoke their cigarettes? They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter."