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Joke of the Day

"What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas? Time to get a new principal."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Three. Two to complain about it and one to light an organic scented candle."

"If a shark attacks you, DO NOT punch him in the nose. Be the bigger person and just ignore him."

"Why are Austalian grocery stores the best? Because of their Koala Tea"

"A pig, trying to save its life. After seeing a grill in the garden, the pig started to bark at strangers!"

"A little Muslim girl tells her husband: ""I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Husband says: ""You can do one or the other, you can't do both."""

"To the ""Remain"" crowd in Britain... come to Canada! Half of the US is moving here soon anyhow."

"Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand? San Diego (thought of this myself, it's better spoken)"

"Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness."

"Do you know where I can buy tickets to the Gun Show? at the Armitorium."