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Joke of the Day
"""Do you have this in beige?"" - old people"
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"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says ""Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"", but the Scotsman says ""Hey! McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"""
"Just been on a 'once in a lifetime holiday'... ...never again. [/timvine]"
"To avoid another embarrassing moment like when I was stood up on prom night, I always keep at least 1 penguin around."
"When I found out Carl was a beekeeper I stopped loaning him bees."
"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""
"Out of all the Thanes of the alphabet, who is the most grateful? Thane Q"
"I just burned 2000 calories... That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!!!"
"Why are the undead so angry all the time? They have mummy issues."
"Adulthood - Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed. Cons: this will somehow make you sadder."