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Joke of the Day

"Three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How do they get to smoke their cigarettes? They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter."

"[on 1st date] Him: So why is someone as pretty as you single? Me: Single? Who's single? [gets right up in his face] We marry at dawn."

"Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ? The shoe has a sole"

"whats an english man favourite breakfast cereal Cherry Oh's"

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Who needs drugs or alcohol when you've got a carbon monoxide leak?"

"What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses? There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!"

"A member of the river dance group walks into a bar. And asks..... What have ya got on tap!?!?"

"What is the Sun's favorite type of music? Sol."

"what does a Nazi turkey say? ""Goebbles Goesbbles"""