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Joke of the Day

"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"

"I'm not a Drug Dealer Weed is not a Drug. it is a Plant. Therefore I am not a drug dealer, i am a Florist!"

"*12 pulls a gray hair out of my head* M: Wow, look at that! 12: Hang on. There's A LOT more! M: 12: Can I get paid for pulling these out?"

"How does a Jewish guy get his favorite beer? Hebrews it himself."

"Did you hear about Princess Diana on the radio? and the windshield.. and the dashboard...."

"That awkward moment when both your knees are bruised, but all you did was gardening.."

"Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads"

"The TSA was like ""Damn how did you get out of Iraq?"" Iran"

"A Russian teaching his son the spelling of assassination One ass behind another ass, behind that I, and behind me the whole nation."

"How my 7 year old plays board games: Rolls a 6. Counts to 6. Moves his piece wherever he wants."