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Joke of the Day
"I've got an idea for who should run for President next... Hindsight, 2020."
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"what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye matey"
"I bet you'll watch the cell phone camera footage of this concert for years & remember the fun you had holding up a cell phone at a concert."
"A man came into a bar... wait no it was a horse, a man came into a horse."
"Generally speaking, a woman's hotness is directly proportional to the number of times your wife calls her a whore."
"I think it's adorable when kids lose their teeth, they look like tiny meth addicts."
"What is the name of Woody Woodpecker's girlfriend? Suzie Splintercunt."
"I just want to give a shoutout to my legs. Without them, I wouldn't be where I am today."
"I just got into an argument with Mrs. Fields She was one tough cookie"
"why was the SJW angry at apple because it wasn't PC."