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Joke of the Day
"Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."
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"guy walks into a strip club.. guy walks into a strip club and says, ""hey!, who do I gotta blow to get a lap dance around here?"""
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.. heh"
"What did Shakespeare name his pet pig? Hamlet."
"[Hospital] Doctor:""...and so the baby is fine."" Me:""And my wife?"" Doc:""I'm afraid she's critical"" Me:""I know! But how is she?"""
"I tried phone sex last night Safe to say, I would prefer if you didn't call me during working hours until it goes flat."
"Honey, you know the part in The 6th Sense when she drops his wedding ring & you realize he's been dead the whole time? Well I want a divorce"
"What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand? ""You always think you're right!"""
"Me: oil change plz Toyota: it'll be $39 Me: cool heres my $2 off coupon 4 hrs later T: ur steering wheel fell off total is $2900 sign here"
"Modern music is like taking a poop you like it at first, but then you realize its all shit in the end"