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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to see a lentil."

"I think we can all agree that ""Phillybuster"" would be a great name for a cheese steak restaurant in Washington DC"

"[texting in 1918] *pigeon delivers message* *msg reads: I don't love you* *turns to u* why would u send this? ""it was 6 days ago. I was mad"""

"Why did the ""M&M;"" go to university? He wanted to become a ""Smartie"""

"Did I tell you about my attempt to grow bananas in sand? It was fruitless."

"God is a sock He saves your sole"

"My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend... We're the Suicide Squad!"

"New redditter Hey friends, Im new here please treat me with respect. Just tryng to have fun and make friends. <3"

"A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes. When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?"

"Sean Connery the plumber, available 24/7, rain or shnow. Becaushe the shitty never shleeps."