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Joke of the Day

"Trump writing a thanksgiving tweet I love the people of Turkey!`` Related: https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/728297587418247168"

"What do black people do after sex? 15 to life"

"What's the saddest sea-creature? abalonely"

"What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get? An AT-STD."

"Do you know where my potted cactus went? [OC] Well, I can't put my finger on it..."

"Did you hear about my time machine? I sold it next week"

"My girlfriend wanted to have sex in the back seat of my car And she wanted me to drive."

"a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a genocide of seagulls, a holocaust of toucans"

"What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."

"God loves me but I'm not looking for anything serious."