154270

Joke of the Day

"Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains? He had loco motives."

"Today I saw a guy driving around with upward of 10 parking tickets on his windshield. Now what were you saying about not giving a fuck?"

"Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price."

"Whats the difference between driving and getting a blowjob? I can only hold one beer when I'm driving."

"I'm getting a restraining order against my debt collectors. As much as they call me it's really just starting to come across as desperate"

"Looking at cows in a field, how can you tell which one's on holiday? It's the one with the wee calf. (Think Scottish)"

"What does Monica Lewinsky say to call her dog over? ""Come, spot!"""

"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go."

"What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night? Patty-O`Furniture"

"How has Donald Trump managed to bankrupt so many casinos? He hits on anything twelve or higher."