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Joke of the Day

"I forgot what I'm allergic to, I'm trying to remember... ..its on the tip of my tongue edit: I made this up haha just thought you'd like it."

"What did Donald Duck say to Goofy? I Fucked your Dad !! Lol !!"

"Karma is like a rubber-band...it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face!"

"I long for the days when waking up with a ""stiff one"" wasn't referring to my lower back."

"What do gays and melons have in common? cantaloupe..."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"

"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."

"I swear I won't be undressing you with my eyes again. That REALLY hurt!"

"I'm gonna screw you blue Said the rapist to Inigo Jones"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Can't jelly my dick in your ass"