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Joke of the Day
"What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called? A *paradox.*"
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"When someone yells ""STOP!"" I never know if it's Hammertime or if I should collaborate and listen."
"Dad Jokes Who can make a good dad joke?"
"""A cantaloupe is an antelope that doesn't."""
"It's hard to be optimistic about the future when you go to YouTube and see how many people videotape their TV."
"The first time I made love to Kate I thought of my late wife, Susan. I thought, this'll teach her to be late"
"What did the CN tower say to the clouds??? Only the tip baby, I promise!"
"This girl I'm currently seeing is very flexible, just what I like. She comes round every Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday."
"How can you know a girl is from Japan? Her pussy is blurry."
"Whoever first said ""No news is good news"" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days"