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Joke of the Day

"Do Muslims scream Allahu Akbar when they blow their load into a goat? No, they just whisper it so the goat doesn't get startled."

"I've been busy. What are we unnecessarily outraged about now?"

"What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce."

"I wanted to make friends but I had no facebook So I went out on the street and started shouting what I cooked, ate or drank. Right now I've got 3 followers - two cops and a psychiatrist"

"Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do!"

"As he inserted the rectal thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious erection. ""Maybe you should wait outside whilst I examine your dog,"" said the vet."

"Why do Muslims not eat pork? Because MaHamHid"

"What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit? [deleted]"

"How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."

"If life gives you melons you're probably dyslexic"