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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? She didn't see that well."
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"I only trust people that like big butts. ...they can not lie."
"Did you hear about the Football player that went to Prison? He went in as a tight end, but left a wide receiver."
"My girlfriend and I were making out on the sofa. Her: Ok let's take this upstairs. Me: Alright. You lift one end and I'll get the other"
"A tax collector dies and goes to heaven"
"if i were a cab driver, i'd scream ""ROAD TRIP"" every time i got a passenger"
"What is a difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne actually comes on a boys face after he turns 12"
"I asked my pusher for something to burn that would get me stoned. He gave me the Koran."
"when i was a kid my father caught me wearing a ponytail so he sat me down and made me eat an entire steven seagal movie"
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."