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Joke of the Day
"What did earth say to the other planet? ""You guys have no life!"""
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"A man walked into a bar and took a girl home. What drink did he have at home? A bloody Mary."
"Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater - he cracks everybody up!"
"Why don't Mexicans play bridge? Because they're afraid of the trump card."
"How does a German call an Irishman? Komm, Sean!"
"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay they would be called bagels."
"A quadriplegic goes on a blind date... And he gets stood up."
"How do you catch a polar bear? First dig an ice hole. Then put a whole bunch of little green peas on the outside, and when the polar bear comes to take a pee you kick him in the ice hole."
"Two shoes met and.. They had a converse-ation."
"I hope everyone on this flight covers for me by standing and announcing ""No, I am Fartacus!"" as we deplane."