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"""Dress for the job you want,"" they said. Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."
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"What is a nazi's favourite food? Luftwaffles"
"A black man, a Mexican, a Muslim and a hillbilly are all playing Russian Roulette together. Who is guaranteed to win? Society."
"I made a shirt out of pushpins... ...because I wanted to look sharp. But everyone said it was just tacky."
"Captain America Civil War Joke. What's War Machines favorite dance move? The Crawlington"
"u ever see those babies who r born with whole heads of hair and think ""ur going places. ur a baby who gets stuff done"""
"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"
"What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop."
"A gorilla walks into a bar... And several people get up to leave seeing the possible danger of the situation."
"My friend thinks he's smart He said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face."