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Joke of the Day
"""Dress for the job you want,"" they said. Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."
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"What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!"
"Did you hear about the identical twins who robbed a bank? After they were caught, they finished each other's sentences."
"Passenger profiled on airplane flight for doing math. I want to know if the profiler is a blonde? Feminist? Liberal arts major?"
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"She asked me for an example of a double entendre So I gave it to her."
"Chivalrous Indian"
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"Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet."
"did you hear about the clumsy musician who tried gardening? he dropped the beet"