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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my golf scores... Low 80's with a slight handicapp"
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"Was chopping herbs and got some in my eye now im parsley sighted"
"What is everyone using to scrape ice off their windscreen? This morning I used a discount card from my wallet, but it was no good. I only got 20% off.....!!"
"Waiter what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !"
"Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat? Indice"
"Don't do drugs, kids. The extra demand will drive up the price for the rest of us."
"Have you heard the joke about the German sausage? It's the wurst..."
"What do you call a happy ending at a Jewish massage parlor? Free."
"What do you call a Beatles fan who happens to be a Chinese sadomasochistic member of the American Army? Yellow Submarine"
"What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common? They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!"