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Joke of the Day

"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."

"My Car spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of people And My Korean friend screams ""Hit the Blakes"" & I'm like ""I can't be that selective"""

"Knock knock I can't believe you felt for it :)"

"my phone keeps capitalizing my lols like i'm some kind of suburban mom with highlights and bedazzled jeans."

"Small office joke My office is so small that when my feet are under my desk I trip people walking down the hall!"

"Why does /r/fencing suck so bad? Half of it is ripostes"

"I become instantly beautiful when I put on my sunglasses. -Every girl, ever."

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."

"I'm just back from Conspiracy Theory Club. You won't believe the first rule."

"Trump's wives were immigrants. Proving again that immigrants will do jobs Americans won't."