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Joke of the Day

"""I was going to watch a German football team play today, but I couldn't leave the house because I don't know where I left the key."" ""Bayern?"" ""No, I checked the mantelpiece."""

"Local mom finds cure to weight loss, Scientist are dumbfounded... at how gullible people on the internet are."

"FIRST PERSON TO USE AN IRON: This battle hammer does wonders for my enemies' shirts!"

"What kind of jokes do filipinos make? Punny ones"

"My life is like a romantic comedy expect there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes"

"I'll never sleep with a golfer again. The last one kept trying to use a wedge to get the ball in the hole."

"Well, I wouldn't say the easiest. What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Cancer"

"Winters, when your handwriting turns out the same no matter which hand you use."

"Masturbation is great. - I know that from first hand experience."

"caught my son running a google search for "" shit stain pussy "". i am beyond distraught. we are strictly a Bing family"