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Joke of the Day

"I thought you'd be flattered that my dog found your leg so attractive."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Garbanzo beans were never the subject of bad puns."

"What did the astronaut get on his science project? He received a T minus."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud."

"You can tell a lot about a person by how quickly they grab their phone back to make sure you don't scroll through the rest of their photos."

"January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, Cucumber..."

"If future me us reading this some how, please reply ASAP Need help with my life"

"A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily. They didn't think that through did they?"

"I know how the Force Awakens ends! Credits."

"Life sucks, I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don't know what he looks like."