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Joke of the Day

"BLIND DATE TIP FOR WOMEN: Throw a fork into the wall behind ur date so he has to turn around, to make sure he doesn't have a hidden ponytail"

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?"

"What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn? Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave."

"I was telling this chick how I almost died during childbirth and she asked me when I'm having another one. I SAID I ALMOST DIED, CRAZY LADY."

"Women are like tornadoes... They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"How warm is the inside of a tauntaun? Luke warm"

"Whats you favorite Christmas joke? I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!"

"DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury. It's affected your hippocampus ME:What? Lol sorry I was picturing hippos at college. Who are u again"

"In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!"

"Most of my jokes sound funnier in my head Like this one"