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Joke of the Day
"A gymnast walks into a bar... He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chance of a medal."
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"Nice told me a joke How many bakers does it take to run a bakery? Bun Edit: Title should say Niece"
"Why do i need to take English class in school hell George Bush became president, and he only knew 50 word. The last one being ""shoe"""