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Joke of the Day

"Gassy Joke What makes a Mexican gassy? Taco night. What makes a white person gassy? Chipotle. What makes a Jew gassy? Auschwitz"

"Why did the Prostitute leave the leper colony? Business was dropping off!"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today... I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Did you know fish have their own religion? It's called ""ichtheology."" They study it in school"

"At first I wondered why the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me."

"Who is a chemist's favorite Game of Thrones character? Stannous Baratheon."

"Wait, so when couples are in custody battles it's to KEEP the kids? #WTF"

"Girl walks into a bar she asks the bartender for a double entendre, *so he gave her one.*"

"To any ex-military that live on my street I apologize for whatever messages we may be sending, 2yo has discovered light switches"

"Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."