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Joke of the Day
"Wonder how many novels Stephen King wrote this morning."
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"I used to be a cross dressing fireman... ...I kept getting a ladder in my tights."
"What happens when you combine bleach and a girl dog? You get a basic bitch"
"Getting white carpet installed, then inviting everyone over for a spaghetti sauce and red wine party."
"So I was in the library the other day... My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said ""it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want""."
"The new pool lifeguard was talking to his boss about his experience so far ""There's an exceptional amount of friendly people here. It's been at least seven who has waved at me."""
"Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower."
"How did the Roman cut his hair? Caesar"
"I like my beer the same way I like my violence... Domestic."
"Holocaust joke best joke A jew is disobeing order in a work camp. SS officer comes to him showing 2 soap bars in the hand: ""This is your mother and this your father"""