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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker's hands smell? Because he kneaded a poo."
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"My girlfriend broke up with me for gaming too much... What a silly thing to Fallout 4."
"There's only one problem with your face, I can see it."
"What do pelicans eat? Anything that fits the bill."
"What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !"
"What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? Decalfinated."
"I always feel a little sad for a guy when I notice he missed a belt loop on his pants or lost his family in a fire."
"I got robbed tonight at Shell. I called the cops & they asked if I knew who did it I said ""Yeah, pump 6."""
"Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them."
"That uncomfortable feeling when... You're at the doctors office getting your prostate checked and notice both of the doctor's hands on the table next to yours."