24656

Joke of the Day

"What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets."

"There is absolutely nothing wrong with yelling ""I HAVE THE POWEEER!"" like He-Man after cooking an omelette that doesnt stick to the pan."

"Hootenanny is just one of those stupid made up words, like 'ambition' and 'productivity'."

"He told me he wanted a dirty girl so I didn't shower for two weeks. Now he won't return my calls. Forget women, MEN and their mixed signals!"

"BANG BANG! Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it? A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself."

"Why would you never want to go to a gay BBQ? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish? Lightbulb."

"Did you hear about the pizza boy who wanted to become a comedian? (OC) His material is terrible, but his delivery is amazing!"

"co-pilot: ""ask in a way that won't panic everyone"" pilot: ""ok"" [via intercom] ""is there a fireman on the plane?"""

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it be arrrrrrgh, but it be the sea."