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Joke of the Day
"What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets."
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"What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? ... You get repossessed."
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"A little bit of racism Scientists have found that your fingerprints may indicate that you are black or white. For example, if your fingerprints were found at the crime scene, you're probably black."
"Every time I watch cartoons I imagine how badly they must reek of B.O. because they're always wearing the same thing."
"What do nuns do? Nunthing"
"Wanna hear a joke? My fucking grades after my midterms."
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"'Ho Ho Ho' said Santa! as he watched 16 and pregnant!"