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Joke of the Day
"What do nuns do? Nunthing"
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"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render buildings on the other side."
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"Number Bullying 1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his throat and shouts ""Stop boolean me!""."
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