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Joke of the Day

"Two zombies, Greg and John, are sitting in the cemetery. Greg says: ""Didn`t Peter also want to come?"" John answers: ""Yes, but he is late."""

"This years Olympics in Rio is going to be one of the most steady and relaxing Games in history No one will be Russian."

"Sometimes when you eat too much carrot, you turn orange and you run for presidency."

"Mario is a game where you save a girl from the terrible fate of hanging with a dude who owns a castle"

"Why is six uncomfortable around seven? Because seven times seven was odd"

"What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker"

"Gay or straight, No state should legally recognize a marriage if they don't serve alcohol at the wedding."

"Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more."

"What did the Wife-DNA say to the Husband-DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?"

"If you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and vaselene all over your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping this weekend?"