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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? ... You get repossessed."
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"I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off it's hard"
"What do vegetables watch when they're horny? Corn"
"Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce."
"So my mobile phone company forced me to upgrade my 3G phone to a 4G one. I couldn't withstand the pressure."
"Turns out hanging out in sewers eating pizza and practicing karate will not make me an honorary ninja turtle.. Now I just smell like shit"
"Two pretzels.. Two pretzels went walking down the street, one was ""assaulted"""
"Picking up someone at a bar when you're drunk, is like going to the grocery store hungry... You end up taking home crap you didn't want."
"Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder."