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Joke of the Day

"An electrician walks into intensive care and yells: Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'"

"When German politics go right, they go far right. Right through Poland"

"What fills the entire volume of its container and may become volatile and explosive when compressed? NYC subway commuters."

"I like my women like I like my wine 6 years old and stolen from the supermarket ;)"

"Hillary Joke Hillary's campaign manager asks Hillary: - What do you like more, New Year's or sex? - New Year's - Why? - It happens more often"

"Australians have the strongers forearms... since due to their geographical location they have to walk on their hands."

"What is Kanye's favorite Transformer? Bruce Jenner"

"Someone on my street has taken up the clarinet, which has inspired me to take up the sniper rifle..."

"I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. I'm now the main stake holder."

"I'm dating a supermodel with hemiparesis. She's not half-bad."