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Joke of the Day
"No power. Mitt Romney : ""8 Million Americans still have no power."" Obama: ""8 Million and one."""
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"Russia is invading Ukraine? US: ""NATO my watch!"""
"Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Running down the motor-way, A lorr-ie comes the other-way, Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Splat-Man!"
"Know why I pulled you over? ""No sir"" 1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha"
"I'm rubber, you're glue. We are both very handy and have a variety of practical uses."
"A Mexican walked into a Polish store and greeted every one. He was handed a sausage. Edit: Ok I will walk myself out..."
"Why do they call it multiple personality disorder and not being a people-person?"
"Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed so early? Me: Because we have had enough of you for today"
"When someone tries to hand me a baby, I say, ""No, thanks. I'm vegetarian."""
"What's batmans favourite fruit? Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit."