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Joke of the Day
"I'm rubber, you're glue. We are both very handy and have a variety of practical uses."
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"[spelling bee] Your word is ""redacted"" can you use it in a sentence? The is and ."
"Me: YOU CAN DO IT SON! Son: Why are you being so encouraging? Are you drunk? Me: Yep. So pass your driving test or we're walking home."
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking."