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Joke of the Day

"*sees guy ordering pizza* ""With onion"" (Ok) ""Sausage"" (Nice) ""Mushroom"" (Hell yea) ""Chk"" (Plz) ""Meatballs"" (Why) ""Anchovies"" (Ur dead to me)"

"I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono. At my age I think I should have surround sound."

"How does every racist joke start? *looks around the room*"

"SB50 Panthers and Broncos coin toss Hillary won the coin toss"

"Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states."

"""The world needs an arbiter of good taste and common sense, and I am fully qualified for that job."" - every living human"

"Why do midgets have bad breath? Because their asses are closer to their mouths."

"What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion? Having to swallow your pride."

"Did you hear about the ancient bisexual motorcycle gang made up of Norse monarchs? They're called the bi-kings"

"What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs."