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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion? Having to swallow your pride."
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"I heard there are strength in numbers... Try telling that to 6,000,000 Jews"
"*buys soap on a rope Cashier: Paper or plastic? Me: Neither.. I'll wear it out thanks"
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill."
"To all future Canadian inmigrants: Mexico welcomes you!"
"What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist? Tooth hurty"
"All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else."
"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side"
"If it wasn't for the random passerby with the horrific deformity, I wouldn't know nearly as much about what the top of my shoes looked like."
"""Baby, I'm in the bedroom waiting for you"" Now I got your attention, let me show you a proper way to make the bed."