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Joke of the Day

"My religious, conservative upbringing taught me that poor people are lazy and the rich are giving. Real life taught me the opposite."

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"*Draws happy eyebrows on my dog*"
"Walks you into the bedroom. Stands you up straight against the wall. *you notice the sign that says ""You must be this tall to ride this guy"""