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Joke of the Day
"What are the best kinds of speedbumps? Orphan shaped ones."
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"When I was a kid, you could go into a corner shop with $1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freedos and a magazine. Nowadays, CCTV everywhere."
"I hate when the urinal auto-flushes while I'm still using it. Did I just cease to exist? Am I back now? If not, where am I peeing?"
"Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming."
"Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and wonder, ""Do my children just spit directly at their face when brushing their teeth?"""
"People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion of this world is that people are used and things are loved."
"What borders on silly? Mexico & Canada"
"The US won gold in shooting They have good schools for it"
"I'm so glad I'm old enough to know what's bad for me and young enough to do it. "
"What is a cat's favorite breakfast? Mice crispies."