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Joke of the Day

"What is a cat's favorite breakfast? Mice crispies."

"What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire? Bernadette"

"Grad school is my excuse for everything. No text back? Grad school. Havent called in weeks? Grad school. I ate your last donut? Grad school!"

"A blonde women just found out some frightening statistics... She was just informed that over 90% of car accidents happen within 10 miles of the persons house. So she moved."

"I don't usually get political on social media but Gildan has no right making t-shirts."

"What did hitler say on his cake day? YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN USING THE OVENS FOR THE FINAL SOLUTION!"

"Hit the showers. Smack a sink. Verbally assault a bathtub. Make everyone at Home Depot uncomfortable."

"What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it? w"

"What do you call a constipated mason? A brick-layer."

"Cosmetology school was a real letdown. Anyone wanna buy a spacesuit?"