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Joke of the Day
"What is a cat's favorite breakfast? Mice crispies."
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"they joke about mine being... ...a whole nuther leg!"
"How Many Karma Whores does it take to change a light bulb? If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!"
"When I walk through the produce aisle I feel that the fruit is conspiring against me, and that gets on my nerves.... I don't know, maybe I'm just pear-annoyed."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !"
"Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, ""Get down!"" they would all start dancing. I'm so sorry."
"(OC) What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi? The Forceskin."
"I'm just like every other man... I do my taxes one leg at a time!"
"So a guy comes into a bar... oh wait or was it a horse? Ok so a guy cums into a horse. yaaa obviously works better as a spoken joke"
"Why can't you trust 8? cause she's a two-timin' four."