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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they always steal all of the green cards."
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"Two shoes met and.. They had a converse-ation."
"[on a speed date] USUALLY I PREFER COCAINE BUT WOW"
"[adrift at sea] CLOWN: no worries, we can use this helium canister to propel us to shore ME: *really squeaky voice* we need a different plan"
"I don't understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?"
"I suppose I should be thankful that I'm a single adult. Life would be much more complicated if I were multiple adults."
"When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights."
"Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. We think we might be in love with your call. We made your call a mix tape."
"yo mama so old Her first Christmas was the first Christmas"
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."