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Joke of the Day
"I tried to pick up the scale in the bathroom and threw out my back It weighs a lot"
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"Don Draper struggles to open a PowerPoint file during an important pitch. #MadMenSeason15"
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"Congratulations to Alabama for making same sex marriage legal Now the men can finally marry their brothers"
"Why are knives always the funniest students at utensil school? Because they're the class cut-ups."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Pattie"
"I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night."
"Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule? It's only SPF"
"The past, present and future walk into a bar... It was tense."