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Joke of the Day

"I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!"

"Ebola walks into a bar.... ....and all of West Africa"

"*Pulls gun* Alright give me the money, and don't try anything stupid."" *Tries to put a fork in a light socket* ""Hey! What did I just say""!?"

"Did you hear about the Roman who got a C in Math? He got a perfect score!"

"I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them."

"I saw a woman with no arms today... ...she was statuesque."

"Why do Storm Troopers like churchs? Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself"

"A really twisted joke What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common? They both left bodies in four states."

"I've been reading a book about the history of glue. I can't put it down!"

"One thing I don't like about Twitter is that you can read something & think it's funny & only afterward realize it was written by a woman."