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Joke of the Day

"Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."

"Why did the tiger get lost in the jungle? Because the jungle is massive!"

"I like to wear fur coats, but fur is murder, so I just tied 15 live badgers together and this coat is really scratchy and bitey."

"I don't care which way you swing, guy wearing a Tapout t-shirt & Capri pants, but you've GOT to make a choice."

"What's the most popular pub in the Middle East? The Allahu ak-Bar"

"Who makes the most money from Father's Day? My psychologist."

"What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland? It Netherlands."

"What did the french fry say to the police officer? Help me! I've been a-salted!"

"My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!"

"Interviewer: what interests you about this job? Me: the pay Interviewer: can you be more specific? Me: cash"