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Joke of the Day

"It's easy to be with my family because we have so much in common. Like, we all love to look at our phones!!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !"

"EVERYONE FREEZE THIS IS A ROBBERY! ""What's that?"" It...it's a sawed-off shotgun. ""Aren't you supposed to use the other half?"" ...shit."

"My father was a man of few words.He used to say, son..."

"So many boys, such little minds. "

"What do you call a group of pigs? A precinct."

"A pedo, an alcoholic, and a priest walk in to a bar. And that's just the first guy."

"How do you save a Republican from drowning? Take your foot off of their head."

"I want to make a movie where RoboCop gets laid off due to budget cuts and has to work at a Waffle House."

"I owe so much to X-men, the movie that taught me it was ok to be a terrifying mutant"