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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !"

"My favorite joke [ha ha ha](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womens_rights)"

"Some people should put professional victim on their resume"

"What's the worst part about being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"A customer was buying condoms at work today. I asked if he'd like a bag. ""No, she's not that ugly."""

"I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I'm really not glad to see anybody."

"Why can't Tarzan be played by a black actor? It wouldn't be an adventure movie then, it'd be a documentary."

"5 year old son: I want to be a boxer. Me: I think you're too cute to be a boxer. 5: Yes, that is what everybody will think."

"If a man shaves his arms and legs... He probably shaves his pussy, too."

"I'm on a version of the Paleo Diet where I eat anything I want knowing that my fossilized remains will be plenty thin in 2.5 million years."