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Joke of the Day
"Hey Shakespeare, are you writing your next play in pentameter? Iamb."
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"I went to church today just to thank God I'm not Miley Cyrus."
"What do you call an Indian that's been hit by a car? Pindunderjeep"
"My wife says I can join your gang but I have to be home by 9."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers."
"What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur? Dino-mite."
"What's Goku's favorite subject? Super Science."
"""When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?"" Yes, son. Love is terrible. ""No Mom, I said LAVA."" Oh. You maybe can survive that one."
"I'm in love with you and you don't want anything to do with me so I think we can make this work"
"If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called ""Abiden By The Law""?"