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Joke of the Day
"I'm in love with you and you don't want anything to do with me so I think we can make this work"
Next Joke
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"
"You said you couldn't live without me, so it's very inconsiderate of you not to be dead."
"I'm not saying I have a questionable work ethic, but I just got called lazy by a guy wearing velcro shoes."
"My friend told me he really dislikes ""All Star"" by Smashmouth. I said: ""Hey now..."""
"Why are business men's toilet clogged? They gave too many shits"
"I'd like to schedule a disappointment."
"How does Darth Vader know what Luke is getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"What idiot called it ""the clap"" and not ""dishonorable discharge?"""
"My grandma started dying in the living room Well, I guess it isn't the living room anymore."