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Joke of the Day
"My wife says I can join your gang but I have to be home by 9."
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"I wanna like most of the jokes here... But for the most part, I reddit before."
"What did Trump say to Obama? Orange is new black [p.s. - not my original, my friend told me this one]"
"I went to band camp and all I got was... This shirt that said: I'll Allegro your vibrato!"
"I've had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans... I don' wanna taco 'bout it."
"I'll take ""That's Not A Category"" for $200, Alex. ""That's not a category."" Yes, that's right. ""That's not a category."" I chose that, yes."
"My wife told me, ""I look really fat. Please make me feel better and compliment me."" I said, ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"""Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."" -first taxidermist"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Bob. Bob who? Bob Jones."
"My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers (I have kidney stones)"