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Joke of the Day

"How do telepaths have an orgasm? They get their mind blown"

"Never accept a rap battle from a cricket unless you know more than five words that rhyme with chirp."

"Stop me if you've heard this one: When is a door not a door? *WHEN IT'S BEEN BLOWN TO BITS!*"

"I've been on reddit so much I'm gravely ill now... I think I caught a computer virus."

"Two tangents meet at a bar After a long evening the one tangent says: ""That was fun, we should meet again!"" The other: ""You know that isn't going to happen!"""

"I saw a chameleon today.......he wasn't very good at being a chameleon."

"What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue!"

"I really like the concept of train tickets. It's an idea I could get onboard with."

"As 1000 year old necromancers, my wife and I have debated a lot. Like with the war in the middle east, she thinks it's justified, but then I bring up the dead."

"Thought up this joke the other day What's the difference between a deaf dog and a one night stand? The one never comes when he's called and the other never calls after he comes."