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Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. We are very efficient and not very funny..."

"I accidentally heated my Hot Pocket for 20:00 instead of 2:00 and now there's a giant radioactive Hot Pocket in my apartment watching my tv"

"I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year."

"Jon Snow is an idiot He should've just given their watch back when they asked."

"Sitting here eating blueberries wondering if my brain is improving Doubt it..... took too long to spell doubt"

"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball"

"I missed your birthday because I didn't log onto Facebook that day. #LetsBeReal"

"""Dad why was I called Holly?"" cos u were born at a special time of year ""And me dad?"" yes Summer and u too ""And me too dad?"" yes Easter-Egg"

"Why can't a muslim have SexEd and Driver'sEd on the same day? Their camels need a break at some point."

"Out of all the gruesome noises coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most troubling."